| 完成度 25/25 | 9月17日首个杯 | 9月17日最后杯 | 5.7分钟总耗时 | 
| #1 Reject Humanity • Assimilate into Simulation ○ Watch Cards RaceAwarded for collecting all other trophies, etc etc. You know the drill. Thanks for playing (err, simulating?) the game! | 09-17 10:42 | 89.40% 一般 | |
| #14 Oh Baby a TripleGuess correctly 3 times in a row in a single game session. | 09-17 10:37 | 90.10% 一般 | |
| Guess correctly 10 times. | 09-17 10:39 | 91.10% 一般 | |
| Guess correctly 7 times. | 09-17 10:38 | 92.00% 一般 | |
| Guess correctly 5 times. | 09-17 10:37 | 92.90% 一般 | |
| #13 Beginner's LuckGuess correctly twice in a row in a single game session. | 09-17 10:37 | 93.10% 一般 | |
| Move a total of 777 spaces. | 09-17 10:42 | 93.20% 一般 | |
| #24 Please Don't Mash Me Like a Jar of an Egg-Based DelicacyMove a total of 700 spaces | 09-17 10:41 | 93.30% 一般 | |
| Move a total of 600 spaces | 09-17 10:41 | 93.50% 一般 | |
| Move a total of 525 spaces | 09-17 10:40 | 93.60% 一般 | |
| Guess correctly with the angelically possessed baseball who's probably on a watchlist somewhere. | 09-17 10:38 | 93.70% 一般 | |
| Guess correctly with the otterbear who rode a dragon into battle to save the world from a tyrannical wizard/father-in-law. Wait, what happened to this one? | 09-17 10:37 | 93.80% 一般 | |
| Move a total of 420 spaces | 09-17 10:39 | 93.90% 一般 | |
| #3 Ace+DeuceGuess correctly 3 times. | 09-17 10:37 | 94.00% 一般 | |
| Guess correctly with the snake in a boat whom you may remember from his time hiding behind a mountain for five minutes at a time. | 09-17 10:36 | 94.20% 一般 | |
| #12 Around the GlobeSee every racer win in a single game session (does not include "the house"). | 09-17 10:38 | 94.20% 一般 | |
| Move a total of 325 spaces | 09-17 10:39 | 94.50% 一般 | |
| Guess correctly with the feathery dragon who may or may not be on his third round of asset re-use. | 09-17 10:37 | 94.80% 一般 | |
| Observe a round end with no winner. | 09-17 10:41 | 95.20% 一般 | |
| #19 BicentennialMove a total of 200 spaces | 09-17 10:38 | 95.20% 一般 | |
| Move a total of 125 spaces | 09-17 10:37 | 96.20% 一般 | |
| #2 Lucky AceGuess correctly for the first time. | 09-17 10:36 | 96.60% 一般 | |
| #17 The Race is On!Move a total of 75 spaces | 09-17 10:37 | 97.20% 一般 | |
| #16 Keep It GoingMove a total of 50 spaces | 09-17 10:36 | 97.50% 一般 | |
| #15 Flip 'Em OverMove a total of 25 spaces | 09-17 10:36 | 98.80% 一般 | 




