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Good job! Completed all tasks! | |
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You saw the News, and it wasn't good. | |
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Following your ear, you went deep into the eye and ignored the aching in your mouth. | |
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Your friend couldn't save you, and you couldn't save your friend. | |
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You followed your dreams, and they followed you. | |
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You followed your dreams, to the detriment of those around you. | |
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#10 Broken Axles You stalled out in the corridor and felt your pipes turn to rust in your gums. |
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You ignored the itching in your gums. | |
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You shouldn't have opened that letter. | |
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Cold beer soothed your ulcers, but you couldn't stomach it. | |
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You experimented with the world around you, and were rewarded. | |
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#13 FASHIONHOLE You've slipped so far down your own FASHIONHOLE that there may be no saving you. |
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#14 BOUNCEHOLE Nothing comes between you and something. |
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Your winnings will surely bring lasting happiness. | |
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Keep your mouth closed in polite company. | |
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Smile wide and the world will shrug its indifference back at you. | |
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Hope nobody else was planning on buying anything anytime soon. | |
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#19 Vermicidious ... |
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#21 Retinomania You opened all of your eyes wide and revelled in their cacophonous din. |
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You feel a decade older after that ordeal, but a goal's a goal. | |
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#23 Dystychiphilioid Enjoy yourself however you see fit. It's your life... I guess... |
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#24 Glauch Potato In the race to stop seeing, you're actually quite quick. |
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#25 DRUM HOLO Go on, let it all out. |
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#9 Broken Legs You lay in the corridor and felt your teeth turn to dust in your gums. |
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You went to sleep on the floor. |
